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☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a [...]

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, “She doesn’t have what it takes.” They will say, “Women don’t have what it takes.” ~Clare Boothe Luce
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only [...]

1-If u save this msg,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u fwd this,
u r spreading that i’m cute &
if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz
i’m cute!
2-When are you going to marry me? I can live without
you. I love you dear, marry me within this month
otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya [...]

1-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to
hate it but whenever it happens I just stop &
think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u
r a part of it.
2-I searched through books & leafed through cards;
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
but when I sat down [...]

-Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall.
-Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
-Lucky is the man who [...]

1- When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
2-  If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening [...]

You have two choices in life:
1- You can stay single and be miserable.
Or
2- Get married and wish you were dead!

Don’t take things in wrong sense when…
Dr says: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Dentist says: keep it OPEN n WIDE!
Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U’LL LOVE IT!
Banker says: IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U’ll LOSE INTEREST!
Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?”